Things have been a little slow lately. Huh? Slow? Woody, are you a MORON? The world is in turmoil, the Republicans are eating their young, the “winter” is too damn hot, the sea is rising, gas prices are going up and Obama is going down. What’s not to write about?

The problem is “event overload” and a diminished amount of angst. Not total angst, but just angst spread too thin. Even Woody can’t get totally pissed at ALL the things that need rants.
But. But. Ahh, the "but". There is one thing that is center stage. Stupid people who run around like idiots every time someone pulls their chain. Take gas prices for example. The root cause of the increase is NOT SUPPLY. It is worried oil traders. They are worried about Iran and the consequences of a blockage of Middle Eastern oil. That’s it Folks. It HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OBAMA, GINGRINCH, SANTORUM OR THE OTHER GUY. Obama has no control over the oil traders of the world. He has authorized more drilling than Bush. More, not less you idiots. So why the higher prices you ask. The U.S. refineries are making fuel as fast as they can and selling it overseas at DOUBLE THE PRICE YOU PAY. They are making HUGE profits at the expense of the world, and yes, us too.

Don’t vote for Obama if you think he is a jerk. But for heaven’s sake, don’t blame him for GAS PRICES.  And, by the way, he IS a citizen and he ISN’T a Muslim.

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