Impeach Rick Scott and the Tea Party Republicans!!!

Or recall them in a new election where this time the citizens of Florida will know what perverse and selfish bastards they are.

Sorry, but you can’t do that. (1) Not “May Not” but “Can Not”. Why? Well it is really very simple: the legislature and governors going back decades never had the cojones to pass the legislation to allow it. Never pushed a constitutional amendment hard enough to get it there either. I wonder why? I posit the following guess: They were and still are a bunch of cowardly frauds that are afraid of being chucked out of office for doing the “peoples will.” And since the Supreme Court of the land certified that corporations are people, I guess they actually are doing the peoples will. Incorporated people that is.

The party in power is very fond of saying that they are representing the peoples will in doing all the destructive crap they are doing. They say they are all for “jobs, jobs, jobs.” But when you systematically reduce the number of state employees over several years and continue with the “privatize” drum beating, you are “killing jobs, killing jobs, killing jobs.” If these neo-morons had any balls they would pass a recall or impeachment act and take their chances. They won’t though.

See, liberals have this bigger part of the brain that understands complexity while conservatives have this bigger part of the brain that is the source for fear and anxiety.(2) The sorry bastards just cannot help themselves: They are scared to death and anxious to put their crap to the real test.

And the liberals know exactly why.

1. http://www.moveon.org/r?r=207728&source=mo&id=26921-10783067-WgGOprx&t=2

2. http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20110411/pl_yblog_theticket/will-president-obama-and-the-house-gop-ever-agree-science-suggests-no

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Uterus - The New F-Bomb

Democrat Representative Scott Randolph was chastised by the Republican leadership? for using the word “uterus” on the house floor. In a response to a wave of deregulation of many formerly protective (of citizens, see Florida HB5005) rules and regulations Randolph was making the point that if his wife incorporated her uterus maybe the Republicans would deregulate her reproductive rights. After all, an incorporated uterus would be a small business and as such would have many voices of Republicans calling for no new uterus regulations and a removal of all previous regulations.

Randolph was told that the word “uterus” was inappropriate for young pages and interns to hear and that such language interrupted the decorum of the august chamber. Talking about forcing women to have and pay for an ultrasound, and forcing them to watch it, and forcing them to hear a stern talk from their doctor about the so-called pain and suffering a 6 week old blob feels (an outright lie) is absolutely fine for young ears to hear. What a bunch of two-faced bastards they are.

I recommend to all my women friends that you visit the website “Incorporate My Uterus” , http://www.incorporatemyuterus.com/ before it is too late. The legislature that has legalized bribery in the form of legal corporate contributions to their own “leadership fund” will be working hard to remove your control of your reproductive rights. Hurry. And, use the term “U-word” when possible to show solidarity with like-minded truly freedom seeking people.

Image: http://witwisdom.wordpress.com/2011/04/07/incorporate-your-uterus/

http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/the-buzz-florida-politics/content/democrat-chastized-saying-uterus-house-floor

Deteriorata

An oldie but a goodie. Timely mostly, too.

Go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself; and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss - and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you... That lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the seas of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore, it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan - and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 606-4311, ask for Ken. Take heart in the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese. And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you perceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. GIVE UP!

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

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Story of “Deteriorata”: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deteriorata

God Damn the Republican Governor

Gutted like a catfish. God Damn the Republican Governor, House and Senate of Florida. In one selfish move they gutted the retirement plans of thousands of State workers. Thousands of workers have planned retirement strategies for decades that include a promised benefit called DROP (stands for Deferred Retirement Option Program). This program paid retirement benefits into an annuity of some kind while the worker finished the final five years of employment. And, it is fully funded in the FRS trust.The purpose was to keep senior and well experienced people around longer, and to give them a cash lump sum when they actually stopped working. This cash in most cases formed the heart of the person’s retirement plan.
The benefit is now gone as of July 1st. No matter that someone has planned for 30 years and is eligible one week or one day after that date. No matter. Sod off. Meanwhile the very rich legislators and governor suck the coffers dry with their very generous retirement benefits, health benefits and “all they can steal” benefits. Think I’m pissed?
Thank you Tea Party. You just broke a system that was the model for the country, was solvent and was working. Oh yeah, and the same gang also is requiring all state employees to contribute 3% of their gross salary to their retirement plans. No raises for the past 5 years and this amounts to a 3% pay cut. Three percent OFF THE TOP. GROSS. Imagine a 20k employee losing 3% of their wages off the top. What kind of sadistic moron would do that? Rich legislators and a rich governor, that's who.
I hope somebody sues the ass off all these greedy bastards for breach of contract or something. I’ll contribute to that fund.
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So today the French used ‘copters to “take out” Gbagbo’s heavy stuff he ordered used against civilians. The UN passes an “all necessary means” resolution to help the beleaguered population of Ivory Coast keep from being genocided. (New word? My spell checker doesn’t like it.) This is basically the same type of resolution they passed for Libya. Then the US started the “no fly zone” and now others are doing that there. In Ivory Coast it’s the French. I think it is about time the free world kick the ass of any despot that kills their own people. Period. Even if we have to do it with Tomahawk missiles. BTW, the Tomahawk missiles already blown up cost more than the entire government contribution to NPR. So it’s OK to blow up s**t and pay to replace it, but not fund (get ready bobby) middle-of-the-road honest reporting. What crap. Somebody (get ready Rich) needs to do something Image: www.worldwidehippies.com.

The real meaning of words

Jen sent me an email with photos that illustrate words. Those here depict misery of some sort. I have never had to deal with circumstances that these three people are going through. I have never felt that level of pain, departure or sorrow (photos in that order). I see that they are all war related, but these deep feelings of pain, departure and sorrow are felt in all sorts of situations. I deeply hope no one that reads this ever goes through what these people went through. Hope. There were some happy ones too. Let me know and I'll forward the lot.

Pressure Washing and Emmett Kelly Sr.

Fact: When washing a car, pool or deck, the dirtier it is the more satisfaction you feel in peeling off the grime. Fact: When doing a mindless job like pressure washing a deck, the mind tends to wander. So, there I was, pressure washing away, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Get that spot there. Get that overlap here. Back and forth. Back and forth. Then, from the blue, my brain says “Emmett Kelly”. Emmett Kelly? Where the hell did that come from? Back and forth. Get that spot. Now louder: “EMMETT KELLY!!!” Brains are really funny things sometimes. Instead of just telling you something, they sometimes just tease with a cryptic message like “Emmett Kelly”. So I stopped washing and thought for a second about Emmett Kelly. He was the famous clown named “Weary Willie” who invented the clown trick of sweeping away a spotlight on the ground of the circus. Hmmmm. Then it struck like a bolt from the blue: I was trying to pressure wash a shadow from an overhanging branch. No wonder the damn thing wouldn’t go away. The brain connection was clear, but why didn’t my fevered glob of fat and water just say “DUMMY!!! You are trying to wash away a shadow!!!”. There is no accounting for a brain. Image: http://www.findagrave.com/ Information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmett_Kelly

“I just want Freedom”

A bumper sticker I saw today said “Give me my money, my gun and my freedom: You keep the change.”
Freedom? In Florida? Ha. A thing of the past.
The legislature that runs and spouts on the agenda of less government intrusion and more personal freedom is about to pass SB1070 which at this writing gives any police jurisdiction the right to ask ANY ONE, ANY TIME AND ANY PLACE with no probable cause for proof that they are citizens.
Of course, Canadians and Europeans (read white people) are exempt from having to prove they are citizens if they have their own passports. What about a Jamaican here on holiday that leaves their passport in the hotel? Screwed. The Brazilian? Screwed. All the rest? Screwed.
Me? No, I don’t look like a Mexican roofer, but by god if some cop asks me for proof of citizenship you can visit me in jail. Resistance is the only way to fight this kind of “Freedom”.
What crap. But, scary crap. And Governor Scott says he will sign it into law if it gets on his desk. I wonder if he carries his passport or birth certificate around with him. Oh yeah. He doesn’t have to. He looks “European”.
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Tired?

And while we are at it, let me say this: I am tired of citing essay after essay for accuracy and then having somebody deny the facts. I am tired of ignorant people in the world refusing to see what is before them, or making up some lane alternative to “explain the truth” as they want it to be.
I am tired of trying to logically present facts and truth and documenting, just to have someone tell me “It jest ain’t so” .
So starting with the essay before this little disclaimer I said at the end : “Content: Do your own damn looking up. I’m tired of citing truth and then having it denied.”
I may just be tired. Full stop. But I am at least “up to here” trying to make sense of sensible issues to insensible morons with cheese for brains, or worse, with religion for brains.
Think I am tired?
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Miracles My Ass

Boy oh Boy. The fire is getting turned up on education. For years education has been viewed in this country as the territory of the liberal, and the antidote was “Vouchers”. That didn’t fly in most states so the conservative business oriented went instead for “Charter Schools” which are public financed private schools without the accountability of a public oversight.
The stats are clear: charter schools do not produce better results. But, they do pay their teachers less, have no tenure or pesky unions, and no need in most states to follow a curriculum required by the more rigorous public schools. Yes, I know. Some charter schools are very accomplished, but many are just religious wolves in sheep skins. And some are just business rip-offs.
The best schools in the world, typified by Finland, are 100% public with mandatory attendance and well paid, well respected and well protected teachers.
America was once like that. And then we were the envy of the world. Now we are sinking fast in the “business model” of education. Bulls***. Since the conservative agenda started to chip away at schools in the late 70’s and early 80’s, America’s schools have declined steadily. The target is now the higher education system (look at the most recent budget for Pennsylvania for an example, or Florida for that matter) to see the future.
Too late to wake up, though. Kids coming up today are already screwed. Only a miracle would help, and who believes in that?
Oh yeah, you do. You think it’s a Miracle when a Japanese woman and her grandson are found alive after the tsunami. Bulls*** again. The real miracle would have been a great big hand diverting the flood so 20,000 Japanese men, women and children didn’t die in the first place. Don’t tell me about miracles.
Image: http://www.flickr.com/photos/34476833@N04/3850299810/
Content: Do your own damn looking up. I’m tired of citing truth and then having it denied.