An oldie but a goodie. Timely mostly, too.
Go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself; and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss - and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.
(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)
Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you... That lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the seas of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore, it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan - and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 606-4311, ask for Ken. Take heart in the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese. And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.
(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)
Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you perceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. GIVE UP!
(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)
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Story of “Deteriorata”: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deteriorata
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3 comments:
Where has this been hiding? You label it "an oldie but a goodie" ... BTW, that's YOU ... yet this is my first reading. Hmmm, I am waaaay outta the loop: -)
Thanks for sharing. See you tomorrow!
J
Written in 1899, Stephen Crane's five-line poem titled "Universe" succintly echoes your refrain, Woody.
A man said to the universe:
"Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."
@Jen; check the wikipedia link at the end for a good summary of where this came from.
@jim; nice fit. Reminds me for some reason of the Sesame Street poem:
Said the mouse to the elephant "Your'e TALL"
Said the elephant to the mouse "Your'e SMALL"
Said the mouse to the elephant" I know. I haven't been well at all."bRT
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