Friday, April 6, 2012

The Knack – and How to Get It


When this great film came out in 1965 I was in the middle of another identity crisis and needed something to get me started on the road to social contact again. I watched Michael Crawford learn to overcome his shyness by using a sort of talisman: a pair of leather gloves. It worked for him and I thought “Hmmm. Maybe. Just maybe.”

Now, finding leather gloves in Miami isn’t that easy, especially in the summer. And I wanted black thin ones at that. I went on a quest and eventually found a pair of comfortable calf gloves with just the right look and fit. I put them on, hopped on my motorcycle and BOOM!!, a new man emerged. I found that I didn’t have to keep them on to have them work. Just show up wearing them, carefully remove them and put them in a pocket. Kind of like a blankie or binkie. I mean it really worked. Even I was amazed at me. Then one fateful day I lost them. Or more precisely couldn’t find them in time. And to my even greater amazement nothing changed. The inoculation held.

The next iconic crutch I thought I needed was a white lab coat. My first full time job as a professor included lectures in a very large lecture hall. And me without my gloves. So, I put on a white lab coat and marched into the hall, confident but scared. It went well. I thought the coat gave me a cachet I needed to be “the man”. Of course I was wrong again, and after a year or two forgot to wear the coat to class and was fully in control and respected.

So the point? I am guessing that generations of students that have been in my classes would never have guessed that underneath the calm and self-assured surface lurked an insecure soul. I don’t know how “normal” this kind of behavior is (my son-in-law could and hopefully will let me know) because I have never discussed it with anybody(except Sally of course). I suspect it is not unusual. And BTW, what prompted this is a Beatles song. I was listening to oldies the other day and the line “I get by with a little help from my friends” struck a chord. A thought came unbidden: “My friends in those days were a pair of gloves and a lab coat.” Of course I had some human friends too.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Sweat, Starve and Die with the rest of us



Be grateful you live in a country that still has a freedom of speech tradition. Nothing that “is” cannot be changed, and the slippery slope of security sometimes lets freedoms we love slip as well.
So what prompted this? A 17 year old Egyptian Christian boy has been sentenced to 3 years in jail for insulting Islam. Three years for expressing his opinions. In Egypt. He put a cartoon or two on his Facebook page that poked fun at Islam. Several Christians not related to him or his opinions were killed in the riots that followed, and many Christian homes were destroyed. These acts of terror were done in the name of peaceful Islam. Peaceful my ass.
I know, the Koran does not encourage this kind of outrage, but it doesn’t do much to stop it either. Many Muslims in the world are extremely intolerant of any religion or philosophy that is different from their own narrow constructs. Not all, but many. God help us all if the fundamentalists among them ever gain world power.
Ah, but the same is true of all fundamentalists, isn’t it? Give them power and the first thing they try to do is eliminate every idea that doesn’t fall in line with their beliefs. Look at the laws passed in several states to ban or severely limit a woman’s right to control her own reproductive processes. There is no natural law that requires a woman to have multiple births at the risk of her own life if she chooses not to. There is no natural law that guarantees the right to free speech either. The state laws that attempt to restrict personal actions are based on a fundamentalist idea that their reading of their holy book should be imposed on all of us.
I ask all my Christian friends to think a minute about the imposition of their belief on others. Think how you would feel if you had a fundamental Islamist government who arrested you for your beliefs, and killed you for publicly speaking out against their Prophet? Not so good huh? Well basically that is what you are trying to do here. Legislate your beliefs to control everybody.
Don’t like birth control? Then don’t use it. Don’t approve of abortions? Then don’t get one. Don’t approve of stem cell research? Then refuse the life-saving treatment that it provides. Don’t believe in man-induced climate change? Then sweat, starve and die with the rest of us.

1. http://news.yahoo.com/egypt-sends-christian-student-jail-insulting-islam-163455405.html
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