Impeach Rick Scott and the Tea Party Republicans!!!

Or recall them in a new election where this time the citizens of Florida will know what perverse and selfish bastards they are.

Sorry, but you can’t do that. (1) Not “May Not” but “Can Not”. Why? Well it is really very simple: the legislature and governors going back decades never had the cojones to pass the legislation to allow it. Never pushed a constitutional amendment hard enough to get it there either. I wonder why? I posit the following guess: They were and still are a bunch of cowardly frauds that are afraid of being chucked out of office for doing the “peoples will.” And since the Supreme Court of the land certified that corporations are people, I guess they actually are doing the peoples will. Incorporated people that is.

The party in power is very fond of saying that they are representing the peoples will in doing all the destructive crap they are doing. They say they are all for “jobs, jobs, jobs.” But when you systematically reduce the number of state employees over several years and continue with the “privatize” drum beating, you are “killing jobs, killing jobs, killing jobs.” If these neo-morons had any balls they would pass a recall or impeachment act and take their chances. They won’t though.

See, liberals have this bigger part of the brain that understands complexity while conservatives have this bigger part of the brain that is the source for fear and anxiety.(2) The sorry bastards just cannot help themselves: They are scared to death and anxious to put their crap to the real test.

And the liberals know exactly why.

1. http://www.moveon.org/r?r=207728&source=mo&id=26921-10783067-WgGOprx&t=2

2. http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20110411/pl_yblog_theticket/will-president-obama-and-the-house-gop-ever-agree-science-suggests-no

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Uterus - The New F-Bomb

Democrat Representative Scott Randolph was chastised by the Republican leadership? for using the word “uterus” on the house floor. In a response to a wave of deregulation of many formerly protective (of citizens, see Florida HB5005) rules and regulations Randolph was making the point that if his wife incorporated her uterus maybe the Republicans would deregulate her reproductive rights. After all, an incorporated uterus would be a small business and as such would have many voices of Republicans calling for no new uterus regulations and a removal of all previous regulations.

Randolph was told that the word “uterus” was inappropriate for young pages and interns to hear and that such language interrupted the decorum of the august chamber. Talking about forcing women to have and pay for an ultrasound, and forcing them to watch it, and forcing them to hear a stern talk from their doctor about the so-called pain and suffering a 6 week old blob feels (an outright lie) is absolutely fine for young ears to hear. What a bunch of two-faced bastards they are.

I recommend to all my women friends that you visit the website “Incorporate My Uterus” , http://www.incorporatemyuterus.com/ before it is too late. The legislature that has legalized bribery in the form of legal corporate contributions to their own “leadership fund” will be working hard to remove your control of your reproductive rights. Hurry. And, use the term “U-word” when possible to show solidarity with like-minded truly freedom seeking people.

Image: http://witwisdom.wordpress.com/2011/04/07/incorporate-your-uterus/

http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/the-buzz-florida-politics/content/democrat-chastized-saying-uterus-house-floor

Deteriorata

An oldie but a goodie. Timely mostly, too.

Go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself; and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss - and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you... That lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the seas of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore, it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan - and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 606-4311, ask for Ken. Take heart in the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese. And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you perceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. GIVE UP!

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

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Story of “Deteriorata”: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deteriorata